Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says Lather, rinse, repeat.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

Husband: Good evening Dear, I’m now logged in.
Wife : Have you brought the ring ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morn…
Husband : Erroneous syntax.
Wife : What about my new blouse ?
Husband : Variable not found …
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied …
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!…
Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : Default Parameter.
Wife : What about your Salary ?
Husband : Access denied. File in use…
Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?
Husband : System unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot
~ Computer SMS Text Message

I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said: 'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
~ Computer SMS Text Message

If a computer cable has one end, then it has another.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
~ Computer SMS Text Message

If brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you aren't using enough.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
~ Computer SMS Text Message

If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
~ Computer SMS Text Message