Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. (Quote by - Stephen Leacock)

The woman's vision is deep reaching, the man's far reaching. With the man the world is his heart, with the woman the heart is her world. (Quote by - Betty Grable)

Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage. (Quote by - Benjamin Tillett)

When women go wrong, men go right after them. (Quote by - Charlotte Whitton)

Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at. (Quote by - John Berger)

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything. (Quote by - Oscar Wilde)

It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. (Quote by - Baskins)

They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. (Quote by - Clare Booth Luce)

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. (Quote by - James Graham)

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man. (Quote by - Anonymous)

Show me a frigid women and, nine times out of ten, I'll show you a little man. (Quote by - Julie Burchill)

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother. (Quote by - Clarence Darrow)

A mother who is really a mother is never free. (Quote by - Honore De Balzac)

Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass forty, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely. (Quote by - Christian Dior)

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be the same color * Or they should at least both be fairly dark. (Quote by - Jilly Cooper)

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. (Quote by - Ogden Nash)

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. (Quote by - Phyllis Mcginley)

Once a man is on hand, a woman tends to stop believing in her own beliefs. (Quote by - Colette Dowling)

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. (Quote by - James Holt Mcgavran)

The woman is the home. That's where she used to be, and that's where she still is. You might ask me, What if a man tries to be part of the home -- will the woman let him? I answer yes. Because then he becomes one of the children. (Quote by - Marguerite Duras)

If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family. (Quote by - Quentin Crisp)

Krishna offered to the little girl mouse.. the hand of the sungod in marriage.. but instead she chose a little boy mouse. (Quote by - Srila Prabhupad)

The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology. (Quote by - James G. Frazer)

Love is lost in men's capricious minds, but in women s, it fills all the room it finds. (Quote by - John Crowne)

There is always a chance that he who sets himself up as his brother's keeper will end up by being his jail-keeper. (Quote by - Eric Hoffer)