Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three meals a day, sharing the workload and remembering to carry out the trash (Quote by - Dr. Joyce Brothers)

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book. (Quote by - Gloria Swanson)

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. (Quote by - Lisa Hoffman)

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities. (Quote by - Janos Arany)

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. (Quote by - Ralph Waldo Emerson)

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. (Quote by - Nora Ephron)

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. (Quote by - Robert Anderson)

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. (Quote by - Ambrose Bierce)

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married. (Quote by - Kin Hubbard)

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. (Quote by - Raymond Hull)

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. (Quote by - Robert Frost)

Originally marriage meant the sale of a woman by one man to another; now most women sell themselves though they have no intention of delivering the goods listed in the bill of sale. (Quote by - Robert Graves)

One shouldn't be too inquisitive in life Either about God's secrets or one's wife. (Quote by - Geoffrey Chaucer, The Canterbury Tales)

I am very glad you have heard of it, anyway. (Quote by - Prince Charles)

There is no such cozy combination as man and wife. (Quote by - Menander)

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly (Quote by - Voltaire)

God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage (Quote by - Mark Twain)

The marriage state, with or without the affection suitable to it, is the completest image of Heaven and Hell we are capable of receiving in this life. (Quote by - Richard Steele)

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed. (Quote by - Albert Einstein)

Marriage is one long conversation, checkered by disputes. (Quote by - Robert Louis Stevenson)

One man's folly is another man's wife. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

On marriage to Madonna: 'We are not that flash, me or the missus. In fact, we are quite low-maintenance.' (Quote by - Guy Ritchie)

The reason for much matrimony is patrimony. (Quote by - Ogden Nash)

A marriage in which no quarrelling at all takes place may well be one that is dead or dying from emotional undernourishment. (Quote by - Flora Davis)

I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage. (Quote by - Mahatma Gandhi)