You can make more friends in two months by becoming more interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. (Quote by - Dale Carnegie)

I thank God, Jesus, and my Grandmother for being able to support myself and my family. (Quote by - Steven Adler)

Whenever I'm with my [teenager], I feel as though I have to spend the whole time avoiding land mines. (Quote by - Amy Tan)

Are we not like two volumes of one book? (Quote by - Marceline Desbordes)

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended--and not to take a kint when a hint isn't intended. (Quote by - Robert Frost)

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. (Quote by - Henry David Thoreau)

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. (Quote by - Joseph Addison)

I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. (Quote by - Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford)

The family is a haven in a heartless world. (Quote by - Attributed to Christopher Lasch)

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. (Quote by - P. O'Brien)

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present, and future. (Quote by - Gail Lumet Buckley)

Of all the things which wisdom provides to make us entirely happy, much the greatest is the possession of friendship. (Quote by - Epicurus)

Adolescence is when children start trying to bring up their parents. (Quote by - Richard Armour)

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. (Quote by - Fran Lebowitz)

The Jewish man with parents still alive is a fifteen-year-old boy and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy until they die. (Quote by - Philip Roth)

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. (Quote by - Mark Twain)

The only way to have a friend is to be one. (Quote by - Ralph Waldo Emerson)

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same. (Quote by - Robert Brault)

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. (Quote by - Anthony Brandt)

We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally, I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories. (Quote by - Robert Orben)

None but a mule denies his family. (Quote by - Moroccan proverb)

Writers will happen in the best of families. (Quote by - Rita Mae Brown)

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. (Quote by - Evan Esar)

Youth I Stay close to the young, and a little rubs off. (Quote by - Alan Jay Lerner)

In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent. (Quote by - Robert Brault)